#poor Rex

[seeking-elsewhither]

@margindoodles2407

who is my favorite character. u are right it is echo

[hootydoot]

What's the point of all this? I mean, why?

[ineffablejaymee]

anakin bitching about how insufferable cody and obiwan are, like who do they think they are fooling, and yet they seem so smug about it, do they think they are being subtle??

and rex is sitting there, and goes "oh my god is that padme" in the most dead, tired voice, not even trying to sound believable

anakin immediately jumps to his feet like an overexited puppy, and starts looking for her literally star-eyed

[dragon-ascent]

I saw the cuteness aggression ask and I'd like to add something. I don't get cuteness aggression, I get cuteness devastation. I see a human baby and I want to break down crying. My cat starts making biscuits on my thigh and I start wailing.

I imagine Morax just sees Reader off in the distance being cute and just falls to his knees. Head in hands, shaking, tears in eyes, unable to handle it.

Some of the other adepti are probably freaking out the first time this happens, he literally collapsed. Like, the tail holding thing, he just needs to excuse himself and then goes and cries in a corner for a couple minutes.

Ahh this is cute and I totally see it!

He just sits on a rock, head in hands, tears welling up in his eyes because you're just so freaking cute and he has no clue what to do about it-

And imagine he's upset one day because it seems like a policy he had set in place for his people doesn't work out as nicely as he'd expected it to, so you go and try to cheer him up...your soft smile and earnest embrace are just too much for him to handle, so he excuses himself, looking even more upset than he was a minute ago..? And you're left standing there like, did you say something wrong?

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Rex: Has anyone seen Ahsoka

Anakin: She's small, so probably under something

Ahsoka crawls out from the commissary cabinets because she dropped her bracelet under the sink

Ahsoka: First of all, fuck all of you

[a-distant-echo]

Rex: You know, the 501st treat me like a god Anakin: How so? Rex: They ignore me unless they need something from me

[spiderbae2319]

Hondo: Haha Captain I have trapped the entirety of you Torrent company and are holding them for ransom!

Rex: Ok, but I need to say something to them first.

Hondo: Uh… ok.

Rex: Goodbye you little shits.

[disastertriowriting]

Anakin: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Rex: No, that's not how you make cookies. Ahsoka: FLOOR IT!! Anakin: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Rex: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- Anakin: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!  Ahsoka: DO IT! Rex: NO-

[stersartblog]

Someone get this man a vacation!

[elliamarts]

Old

[darth-memes]

HAPPY MAY THE 4TH!!!!

[themistymountainscold]

echo: hey rex? 

rex: yes echo?

echo: can a person breathe in a washing machine if it’s switched on?

rex: i don’t know can they?

rec: wait.

rec: *looks around* 

rex: echo where’s fives?

echo:  

rex: ... oH FOR FUCKS SAKE-

[sirloozelite]

Rex: So you’re dating Ahsoka?

Kaeden: What? No! I’m just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense.

Rex: That’s literally a wedding ring.

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Rex: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Ahsoka: Do not do that.

Rex: You won’t even notice!

Kaeden, entering: Rex, you wanted to see me again?

Rex: Ahsoka's single

Ahsoka: 😑

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Rex: What have you done with Kaeden?

Ahsoka: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

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Kaeden: Well, remember when Ahsoka made a romantic dinner for me?

Rex: Kaeden, she microwaved you a pizza.

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Rex: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Kaeden. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Kaeden!

Ahsoka: Nope.

Rex: In that case, as the archbishop of Ahsoka's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Kaeden right on the lips!!!

Ahsoka: Rex!

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Ahsoka: So, what’s Kaeden's type?

Rex: Blue eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, convor lover.

Ahsoka: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Rex: Did I mention oblivious?

Ahsoka: Yeah, why?

Rex: Okay, just making sure.

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Ahsoka: I asked Kaeden out.

Rex: Oh, I’m sorry.

Ahsoka: Why?

Rex: Well, I assume they said no.

Ahsoka: No, they said yes.

Rex: Really? Then I’m sorry for them.

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Rex: Hey, Ahsoka, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Ahsoka: Yeah.

Rex: And you, Kaeden?

Kaeden: Umm... yes?

Rex: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Kaeden: Did he just-

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Rex: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Ahsoka: Well Kaeden and I-

Kaeden: *elbows Ahsoka*

Ahsoka: ...wouldn't know.

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Rex: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Ahsoka: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Kaeden walks in*

Ahsoka: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Kaeden: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Ahsoka: *raises hand, not understanding the human terminology*

Rex: *puts her hand down*

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Ahsoka: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Rex: Did Kaeden say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Ahsoka: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Kaeden: So, what is Rex to you?

Ahsoka: The reason I wake up every morning.

Kaeden: ...That’s adorable.

Rex earlier that morning, barging into Ahsoka′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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Rex: So, are you two dating now?

Ahsoka & Kaeden: Yes.

Rex: Why?

Ahsoka: I happen to find Kaeden very appealing.

Rex: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Kaeden.

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Rex: I know you love them.

Ahsoka: I am not in love with Kaeden!

Rex, staring at Ahsoka: I never said who...

Ahsoka: *realizes*

Ahsoka: Shit. Well, anyways-

[ineffablejaymee]

obiwan is a shameless flirt, and everybody thinks hes so smug and capable

but the is truth that whenever cody flirts with him, the smug negotiator, master of words is left a blushing, stuttering mess

[lamaenthel]

Tivaevae Deleted Scene 1

ahhhh this is niche but I just found the funniest scene I had to cut from Tivaevae (this takes place during the journey from Kamino to Geonosis) (also let me know if y'all want to see more of these bc I have 50k+ words of cut content from Tivaevae alone)

With a groan, Rex rolled over and retrieved his commlink. He reopened the message center and navigated to Ahsoka's chat. Being that it was hosted on the internal GAR network, all it needed was a holonet connection to work instead of the long-distance communication equipment required for holocalls.

CT01987567!REX>How's Boba doing?

There was a few seconds wait, then Ahsoka's typing ellipsis appeared.

JC79190509!TANO>He's okay. He had a rough day. CT01987567!REX>What happened? JC79190509!TANO>He was looking for something in Prime's quarters but they threw it away after he died.  JC79190509!TANO>He was really broken up about it. CT01987567!REX>Stang. What was it? JC79190509!TANO>Something in a lockbox. I didn't want to pry.

Rex rubbed the scar on his chin.

CT01987567!REX>Keep doing what you're doing. It sounds like it's working. JC79190509!TANO>It is. JC79190509!TANO>Oh, by the way JC79190509!TANO>He's my vod'ika now :)

Rex dropped his commlink on his face.

CT01987567!REX> You know that means he's your problem forever now, right? JC79190509!TANO> :)

"Vod'ika," Rex groaned out loud. She was insane. She remembered that Boba had been both cursing her out and propositioning her thirty hours previous, right? They'd been away for one rotation and a half and she'd adopted him.

It… it didn't actually surprise him, he realized. In fact, it was inevitable. Boba was a clone, even if he did age normally, and she already felt so protective of the clones twice her size. Could there ever have been another outcome when she finally found one smaller than her?

CT01987567!REX>Any leads on the Cuy'val Dar? JC79190509!TANO>None, except for Kal Skirata, and I'm not taking Boba to that bastard except as a last resort. CT01987567!REX>He's not that bad. JC79190509!TANO>He's not that bad??

Rex watched her typing ellipsis animate for a concerning amount of time and felt like it may have been something he said. 

JC79190509!TANO>Don't tell me that he's not that bad!! If he let his shabla dinii'la nulls do HALF of what Boba said they did to him, then he's not just bad, he's a massive dickhead. And you were there too, so you know for a fact that it DID happen, and a gentle reminder that you were the one who told me about it in the FIRST PLACE, REX, so please don't act like I'm somehow out of line for saying that he is bad. CT01987567!REX>Please calm down, Commander.

She didn't respond. Rex frowned and made sure that the commlink still had a strong signal to the GAR's internal network, then a message from Wolffe arrived.

CC01713636!WOLFFE> Do you have any idea why Ahs'ika is yelling so damn loud about you in Toydarian right now

Rex quickly closed the messaging center, threw his commlink on the charging pad, and rolled over in his rack. Not his circus, not his kowakian monkey-lizards.

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Fox, deadpan: You stay positive. You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Rex, on his last nerve: Well I’ll tell you my secret vod. I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say everything is gonna be okay. But I’m lying. And I don’t how much longer I can do it